I have been marking some exams recently and some of the answers have made me laugh out loud so I thought I’d share them with you.

Question: How can you support pacifism?

Pacifism is really bad and no one can support it. Pacifism is the cause of terrorism, torture and all the bad things in the world …

Question: What do Christians think about Euthanasia?

Christians are completely opposed to euthanasia. This is because the bible says “Do not commit adultery.” If we allow euthanasia to happen we will be allowing people to commit adultery. It is very bad.

All I can say is at least they are trying, but I’m glad i’m not their teacher.